A cow's tail

[moodygirl]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it --- stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that."

[Garrett-N-Texas]

[miss_snickers]

Now thats funny.

[Maxx'sMom]

that's funny

[My Ladyhawke]

I'm "behind" in post, literally, after reading this still LOL. Great one!!

[loverofminis]

thats a good one