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Old 10-26-2009, 11:55 AM
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Default Survivor, Texas-Style
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

Here is how it will work.........

The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville.........

They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo..........

From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas........

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:

"I love the Dixie Chicks"......

"Boycott Beef".....

"I Voted for Obama".....

"George Strait Sucks".....

"Hillary in 2012" and

"I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas!!!
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Old 10-26-2009, 12:03 PM
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Oh Yeah !!!! I`d watch that one !!!!
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Old 10-26-2009, 06:20 PM
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heck i dont think they will have a much of a chance,especialy in texas or the south.
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Old 10-26-2009, 07:30 PM
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Good one, I would sure have to watch that one. I am with Joseph, they need not come through Arkansas either. We are like you Texans, shoot first and ask questions later.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:07 PM
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I think a movie would be even better! Larry the Cable Guy should be the host. It would be a lot better than that fat guy's movies. What do you think?
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:07 PM
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-30-2009, 02:13 AM
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The only thing to finish that bumper sticker off would be something bad about Willie Nelson.
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Old 10-31-2009, 12:57 PM
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The only thing to finish that bumper sticker off would be something bad about Willie Nelson.
How about something like: Willie Nelson! Just learn to say "NO"!
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